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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I need a massage for my brain.

Commentary:
"Ah, a brain massage is the perfect remedy for those hard-to-reach knots of information and stress! 🤯💆‍♂️ Let's work those neurons and give your brain the relaxation it deserves! Who knew mental tension could be so therapeutic?"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Commentary:
"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Commentary:
"Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect is my worst enema… I mean, enemy. 🤦‍♂️🌊 Don't worry, typos happen to the breast of us!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the brain and the body – a classic tale of conflict! 🧠🤷‍♂️ Listen to your body, it's got more experience in this whole 'being a responsible adult' thing. Your brain can dream up the wild ideas, but your body knows what's best for a chill day. 🤣 #BrainVsBody"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Commentary:
"Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"