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35 Funny breakfast quotes

Funny breakfast quotes are here to add a dash of humor to your morning routine! 🍳😂 From witty remarks about the joy of starting the day with your favorite meal to playful jabs at early morning habits, these quotes celebrate breakfast in a light-hearted way. Whether you’re a fan of pancakes, eggs, or just coffee, these funny breakfast quotes will make your mornings a little brighter and a lot more amusing. Enjoy the laughter and your breakfast! 🥓☕

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

3 months ago

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

3 months ago

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

3 months ago

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

3 months ago

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

3 months ago

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

3 months ago

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

3 months ago

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

3 months ago

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

3 months ago

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

3 months ago

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

3 months ago

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

3 months ago

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

3 months ago

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

3 months ago

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

3 months ago