Funny brush quotes

• Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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  8 hours ago

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• I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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  24 hours ago

  bro, brush, casual, cat, humor, i, whatever

• Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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  2 months ago

  brush, daily, daily routine, face, forget, hair, humor, hygiene, media, posts, routine, self-care, share, sharing, social, social media, teeth

• The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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  2 months ago

  art, breakfast, brush, canvas, creativity, food, food art, jam, knife, paint, toast

• Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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  2 months ago

  activity, brush, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, day, day off, family, family party, fun, fun activity, humor, leisure, leisure time, party, relaxation, theory, time

• First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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  2 months ago

  activity, brush, cleaning, funny rule, home, home activity, humor, listening, microphone, music, never, rule, toilet, toilet brush

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