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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

3 months ago

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

3 months ago

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

3 months ago

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

3 months ago

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

3 months ago

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

3 months ago

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

3 months ago

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

3 months ago

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

3 months ago