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4 months ago
Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Commentary:
"Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"
4 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?
5 months ago
Share →: WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Commentary:
"WhatsApp should just have a feature that plays elevator music whenever someone's internet is acting up. That way, instead of arguing about who has the worst connection, you can just enjoy a mini concert while waiting for the call to reconnect!"
5 months ago
Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Commentary:
When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle
6 months ago
Share →: Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Commentary:
"Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁‍♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"
6 months ago
Share →: A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Commentary:
"Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance"
6 months ago
Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Commentary:
"Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"