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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Live now on LinkedIn:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Trending via Reddit:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Freshly posted on Threads:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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