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Funny candle quotes

Funny candle quotes light up your day with a burst of humor and warmth 🕯️😂 Whether you’re gifting or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings flicker with charm and sparkle with sass ✨🔥 Get ready to brighten your mood and ignite some smiles—because who knew candles could be this funny? 😄🕯️ #CandleHumor #LightUpYourLife

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Posted on2 months ago

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Posted on2 months ago

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Posted on2 months ago

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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