Funny career change quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
  Me: "That I need a new job."

  🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you've got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

  Commentary:
  "Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

  Commentary:
  Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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