Funny quotes career change

Funny career change quotes

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?" Me: "That I need a new job."

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025