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Funny career change quotes

Funny career change quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter πŸ˜‚ and inspiration 🌟 when you’re ready to switch gears πŸš€. Whether you’re jumping from spreadsheets to stand-up or leaving the office for the great unknown, these witty words remind us that career twists can be hilarious and rewarding πŸŽ‰. Ready to embrace the chaos and chuckle along the way? Let’s dive into some seriously funny truths about making big moves! πŸ˜„βœ¨

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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