Funny ceiling quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps the bug is a ceiling decoration enthusiast, aspiring to take home the gold medal in the 'Hanging Around Olympics.' 🐞🥇 Or maybe it's just contemplating the meaning of life from a different angle. 🤔 Either way, that bug on your ceiling seems to be aiming for the stars… or the popcorn ceiling, at least! 🌟🦗"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

  Commentary:
  "Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

  Commentary:
  "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

  Commentary:
  🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes

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