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"Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow"
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"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"
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Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear
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🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes