Funny ceiling quotes

• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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  2 months ago

  around, ceiling, chore, cleaning, family, help, here, household, household chore, humor, me, mom, organization, rack, say, sock, socks, spice, spice rack, vacuum

• Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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  2 months ago

  beats, bug, ceiling, humor, immobile, life, me, mystery, observation, short, spend, why

• Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, ceiling, daily, daily life, floor, household, humor, kids, life, me, mirror, parenting, sink, toothpaste, towel, towels, walls

• If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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  2 months ago

  car, ceiling, drive, driving, duck, garage, head, humor, i, keep, parking

• So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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  2 months ago

  air, care, ceiling, ceiling fan, fan, hands, hazard, humor, irony, just, song, songs, tell, throw

• You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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  2 months ago

  boys, ceiling, chaos, family, family life, father, humor, know, life, parenting, print, shoe, shoe print, teen

• My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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  2 months ago

  am, ceiling, daily, daily struggle, debating, humor, i, live, living, minutes, morning, morning routine, need, procrastination, routine, staring, struggle, thinking, tired, today

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