Funny childbirth quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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