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  • I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

    Commentary:
    Oh no, sounds like a “cracking” experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it’s time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

  • I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

    Commentary:
    “I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn’t exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills”

  • During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

    Commentary:
    “Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms”

  • If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It’s safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby

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