Funny childbirth quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like a “cracking” experience! Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it’s time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

  Commentary:
  “I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn’t exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? #AvocadoSkills”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

  Commentary:
  “Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women . Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… Can we call it a tie? #BattleoftheSymptoms”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. It’s safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! #FashionForwardBaby

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