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Funny childbirth quotes

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025