Funny childbirth quotes

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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  2 months ago

  childbirth, everyone, family, funny realization, here, humor, husband, i, kid, kids, pregnancy, realization, realize, room, sitting

• God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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  2 months ago

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• I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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  2 months ago

  accident, broke, childbirth, humor, hurt, i, pain, phone, today

• I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, baby, childbirth, clumsiness, comfort, comfortable, delivery, dropping, even, humor, i, never, pit, struggle

• During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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  2 months ago

  childbirth, cold, comparison, experience, feel, humor, men, much, pain, suffering, women

• If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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  2 months ago

  baby, childbirth, feet, hat, humor, mom

• Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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  5 months ago

  awful, childbirth, family, family planning, humor, lot, market, parenting, planning, pregnancy, satire, seems, work

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