Funny civilization quotes

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Commentary:
“Who needs hieroglyphs when you’ve got emojis? Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! #Emojination #PyramidPuns”

1 month ago

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Commentary:
“Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? Let’s hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin”

3 months ago

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Commentary:
Oh the horror! Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever . The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! #BraceForImpact

3 months ago