Funny civilization quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

  Commentary:
  Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact

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