If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you. Posted on3 days ago
“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. Posted on6 days ago
Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. Posted on1 week ago