Funny quotes consequence

Funny consequence quotes

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

5 days ago

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

2 months ago

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

2 months ago

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

3 months ago

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

3 months ago

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

3 months ago