14 Funny consequence quotes

• I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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  anything, consequence, consequences, deadline, humor, i, looming, motivation, procrastination, productivity, serious

• What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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  boot, bootlicker, consequence, fail, humor, irony, justice, karma, punishment, sarcasm, too, understand

• Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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  consequence, domestic, domestic life, doorbell, electrician, electrocution, fixing, got, hear, hearing, hearing thoughts, humor, i, life, mishap, relationship, should, thinking, thoughts, unexpected, unexpected consequence, while

• I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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  ago, consequence, consequences, email, emails, fine, humor, i, procrastination, responding, response, silence, stopped, three

• Friends with consequences.

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  consequence, consequences, friend, friends, friendship, humor, joke

• The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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  adult, blunt, consequence, consequences, dildo, humor, irony, metaphor, risqué

• All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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  apple, consequence, Earth, humor, irony, once, someone, suffering

• It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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  consequence, fashion, fit, fun, game, humor, jean, jeans, reality, weight

• What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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  action, consequence, deserve, done, humor, i, irony, oh, reflection, remember, right

• If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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  allowed, compliment, consequence, electrocute, expectation, girl, humor, media, relationship, selfy, should, social, social media

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