Funny consequence quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Friends with consequences.

  Commentary:
  "When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

  Commentary:
  🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, life is like a pair of jeans – it's all fun and games until you realize you've been enjoying a bit too much fun and now those jeans are giving you a not-so-subtle reminder. It's all about finding that perfect balance between enjoyment and elastic waistbands!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

  Commentary:
  🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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