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14 Funny consequence quotes

Funny consequence quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of cause and effect 😂✨ They remind us that what goes around often comes around—in the most unexpected and amusing ways! Whether you’ve faced a silly mishap or just love a good laugh about karma’s quirky sense of humor, these witty sayings are sure to brighten your day and keep you chuckling 🤪🎉. Get ready to smile and think twice about those actions!

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Friends with consequences.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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