Funny consequence quotes

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025