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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Going viral on Slack:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Making waves on Facebook:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Breaking via TikTok:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Spotted on Twitch:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Going viral on Twitch:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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19 Funny consequences quotes

Funny consequences quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s unexpected outcomes 😂✨ Whether it’s a silly mistake or an epic fail, these witty sayings remind us to laugh at the chaos 🎉🤣 Ready to turn your mishaps into moments of joy? Dive into the world of funny consequences and see why sometimes the best reactions come with a side of humor! 😜🔥

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Friends with consequences.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

52 shares on Threads this month:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

55 shares on Threads this month:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

66 shares on Threads this month:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

92 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Just shared via Telegram:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Going viral on Twitch:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Making waves on TikTok:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Breaking via Threads:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Going viral on Instagram:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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