19 Funny consequences quotes

• I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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  anything, consequence, consequences, deadline, humor, i, looming, motivation, procrastination, productivity, serious

• I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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  ago, consequence, consequences, email, emails, fine, humor, i, procrastination, responding, response, silence, stopped, three

• Friends with consequences.

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  consequence, consequences, friend, friends, friendship, humor, joke

• The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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  adult, blunt, consequence, consequences, dildo, humor, irony, metaphor, risqué

• I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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  analyze, consequences, decision, failure, humor, i, irony, limit, risk, screw, screw up, self-reflection, situation, take

• Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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  choices, consequences, drain, flow, humor, just, life, spiral

• “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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  actions, consequences, epidemic, humor, issues, just, karma, loneliness, male, male loneliness, social, social issues

• How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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  bad, choice, consequences, decision, future, humor, nobody, shows, stop, time, time travel, travel

• Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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  alert, consequences, humor, karma, pay, people, price, relationships, spoiler, treat, treated

• If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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  beers, consequences, debt, drank, drinking, hangover, heavy, humor, intentions, karmic, karmic debt, philosophy

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