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1 month ago
Share →: Friends with consequences.

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"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"
2 months ago
Share →: The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama
4 months ago
Share →: Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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🌪️ "Are you planning to ride the lazy river of life all the way to the drain, or are you considering a more adventurous water slide approach?" 💦😂
4 months ago
Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone
5 months ago
Share →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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🤔 "Making decisions without consulting future versions of ourselves could be the reason we haven't seen any time travelers yet! But hey, no news is good news… right? 🚀🕰️ #NoRegrets"
5 months ago
Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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"Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"
5 months ago
Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
5 months ago
Share →: The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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"Oops, I guess my 'charisma' comes with a side of traumatized souls 🙊💥 Better start sending out those 'I'm sorry for emotional distress' cards! 💌🤷‍♂️ #TherapyIsTheNewThanks"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Oh, the tragedy of Thanksgiving aftermath! 😂🍗 Who knew that indulging in stuffing for two days could turn your tummy into a battlefield of epic proportions? 💥🦃 Beware the power of the stuffing, for it brings both joy and digestive woes! 😆🍂