Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system. Posted on4 days ago
If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Posted on5 days ago
“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. Posted on6 days ago
I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Posted on2 weeks ago