Funny quotes consequences

14 Funny consequences quotes

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

1 month ago

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

2 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

2 months ago

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

2 months ago

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

2 months ago

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

3 months ago

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

3 months ago

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

3 months ago

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

3 months ago

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

3 months ago

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

3 months ago

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

3 months ago

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

3 months ago

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

3 months ago