14 Funny consequences quotes

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you get hangovers, it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you're the birthday boy.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025