19 Funny consequences quotes — Wordgag ツ

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

3 days ago3 days ago

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

2 months ago2 months ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

2 months ago2 months ago

Friends with consequences.

4 months ago4 months ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

4 months ago

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Mar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Feb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Jan 27, 2025Mar 6, 2025

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Jan 26, 2025

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Jan 26, 2025

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Jan 25, 2025

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Jan 25, 2025

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Jan 25, 2025

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Jan 24, 2025

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Jan 22, 2025