33 Funny crying quotes

• Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  always, crying, dude, frustration, humor, i, kid, parenting, paying, shopping, stop, store

• Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  angry, baby, barking, crying, dog, humor, noise, pet, sound

• The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  adults, adults table, arguing, chaos, crying, difference, dinner, dynamics, family, family dynamics, holiday, holiday chaos, holiday dinner, humor, kids, kids table, much, screaming, table

• Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  brag, chop, cooking, cry, crying, emotions, humor, i, joke, onion, skill

• Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  better, bicycle, buy, car, cry, crying, happiness, humor, irony, materialism, money, sports, sports car, wealth

• I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  baby, crying, envy, escape, event, gathering, humor, i, leave, parents, social, social gathering

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

• Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cry, crying, front, humor, i, insecurity, least, myself, new, self-talk, sexy, stranger, strangers, telling

• Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  afternoon, beverage, california, coffee, crying, emotions, humor, iced, iced coffee, most

• Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

  ---

  3 weeks ago

  calendar, crying, emotion, humor, i, know, mood, needs, nonsense, over, period, PMS, sensitivity, things

All funny crying quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌