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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Just landed via WeChat:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Just landed via WeChat:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Seen just now on Instagram:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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