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"Looks like Mom's upgrading from milk and cookies this year! π·π
Don't forget to check if she prefers red or white for her Santa duties tomorrow! ππ #MotherClaus"
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- Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
- One day youβre young and fun and the next youβre saying things like, βThatβs a pretty building.β
- I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if itβs a good laundry day.
- A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.
- I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Donβt ask me for advice.
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Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! ππΌ Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! ππ -
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"Who needs a boring old mug when you can feel like a secret agent with your coffee flask? π΅οΈββοΈ Just imagine the envy of your coworkers as they gaze upon your sleek accessory. π€© Channel your inner James Bond and sip your way to productivity! βοΈπΌ #coffeeupgrade" -
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Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode π‘π Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! ππ‘ #LowEnergyDays -
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"Who needs small talk when you've got lizard people and secret government experiments on the menu?! π΅οΈββοΈπ€« Thanksgiving just got a whole lot spicier! π¦π½ #ConspiracyTheoryBuffet" -
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"Ah, the blissful 5 seconds of morning amnesia – when you can pretend to be anyone you want before reality hits π π Embrace the mystery and make the most of those fleeting moments of identity crisis!" -
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Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! ππ Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! π Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? π π€ -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing work-life harmony! π€πΌπ Just remember, aim for a paper cut level of pain, not a concussion! ππ #OfficeDilemmas" -
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"Who you gonna call? π π» Ghostbusters or Halloween enthusiasts? π Nothing says festive like disappearing into thin air! Just another perk of the spooktacular season! ππ» #HalloweenHumor" -
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"Looks like the weekdays are just practicing for the weekends! π Better schedule that coffee break in advance! βοΈ#JustWingingIt"
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- Iβm still waiting for the day my parents will say, βItβs all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humbleβ.
- I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
- You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.
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