Funny destruction quotes

• Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, comedy, destruction, great, humor, i, irony, mind, object, sarcasm, sentiment, smash, value

• The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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  2 months ago

  appetite, conflict, destruction, disaster, food, humor, irony, me, recipe, relationship

• The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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  2 months ago

  40, authentic, authenticity, bulldoze, cafe, destruction, dining, dining experience, enough, experience, humor, me, rainforest, rainforest cafe, restaurant, sarcasm, while

• Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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  2 months ago

  carpeting, change, destruction, grey, hearts, humor, light, light grey, minds, mud, mud season, season, seasonal, seasonal change, well, year

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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  4 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, destruction, emotion, feel, humor, i, just, life, marine, marine life, need, orca, ruin, sarcasm, something, sometimes, yacht

• A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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  6 months ago

  destruction, knows, metaphor, nature, rage, storm

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