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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Just shared via Messenger:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Just landed via Pinterest:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Making waves on Slack:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Breaking via Slack:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Just shared via WeChat:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Trending via Discord:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Making waves on Messenger:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Trending via X:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Spotted on X:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Making waves on Slack:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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