Funny destruction quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a culinary clash between chaos and calamity! 🍳🔥🍔 Embrace your inner chef of chaos and whip up a delectable disaster with a side of destruction! Bon appétit, my daring culinary comrades! 🌋🔪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles

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