18 Funny dishes quotes — Wordgag ツ

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

1 month ago1 month ago

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

2 months ago2 months ago

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

2 months ago1 month ago

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

2 months ago2 months ago

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

3 months ago3 months ago

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

6 months ago

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

6 months ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

6 months ago

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Jan 28, 2025

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Jan 27, 2025

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Jan 26, 2025

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Jan 26, 2025

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Jan 25, 2025

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Jan 25, 2025

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Jan 21, 2025