23 Funny dishes quotes

• Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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  5 hours ago

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• Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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  18 hours ago

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• After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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  18 hours ago

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• Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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  1 day ago

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• “I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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  1 day ago

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• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  6 days ago

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• If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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  1 week ago

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• I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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  2 months ago

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• “Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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  2 months ago

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