Funny downstairs quotes

• British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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  2 months ago

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• I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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  2 months ago

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• Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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  2 months ago

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• I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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  5 months ago

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• You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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  5 months ago

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