Funny easily quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

  Commentary:
  How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

  Commentary:
  🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got night vision goggles to rescue the snacks! 🕶️🌌 #SnackRescueMission #StealthySnacking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? 😴💔 Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. 🛌🤣 #SleepingLikeABaby"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true? 🤔🔑📱😡🤪 Who needs a gym membership when you have these natural weight-loss methods! Just remember to always keep your sense of humor handy, it weighs nothing 😉🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!

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