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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Spotted on YouTube:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Reported on YouTube:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Seen just now on Discord:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Share →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Commentary:
"Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Commentary:
"Being awesome is a full-time job, and yesterday's shift really wore me out! 😅💪 Today, I might just settle for 'slightly above average' and call it a win. #AwesomeStruggles"

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Trending via Messenger:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Breaking via Reddit:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Making waves on Facebook:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Seen just now on Discord:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Just landed via Instagram:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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