Funny electric quotes

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  7 days ago

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• “I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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  7 days ago

  boomerism, boss, communication, electric, feels, humor, man, marriage, married, married man, peak, phrase, run, say

• With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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  1 week ago

  bill, cost, electric, electric bill, electricity, energy, great, huge, humor, joke, power, responsibility

• If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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  2 weeks ago

  electric, holding, humor, hurt, hurts, joke, pain, self-defense, taser, wrong

• We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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  2 weeks ago

  car, cars, conservation, day, electric, electric car, environment, humor, i, nobody, planet, responsibility, row, unplug

• An electric car is just another electric chair.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, car, chair, electric, electric car, electric chair, humor, irony, joke, just, pun, technology, transportation

• What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, car, cars, common, diarrhea, electric, electric car, fear, home, humor, joke, making, transportation

• These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, annoying, awareness, car, cars, distraction, electric, electric car, i, outside, quiet, scrolling, stop, walking

• When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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  3 weeks ago

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