Funny electric quotes

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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• “I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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• With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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• If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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• We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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• An electric car is just another electric chair.

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• What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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• These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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  annoyance, annoying, awareness, car, cars, distraction, electric, electric car, i, outside, quiet, scrolling, stop, walking

• When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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