Funny electric quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

  Commentary:
  “Remember, if you’re feeling more electric than them, you may want to rethink your taser technique ⚡😄 Give those zaps responsibly, folks!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

  Commentary:
  “Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

  Commentary:
  “Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it’s a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like we’re going to have to add ‘dodging silent electric cars’ to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄”

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