29 Funny emotions quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rollercoaster of emotions during a divorce – from the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy! 😅🎢 It's like we're skipping through the stages of grief on fast forward! Remember, it's all about balance…and maybe a sprinkle of therapy. 😉 #DivorceDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

  Commentary:
  "Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Can I sell my feelings on eBay? 🤔 Displayed as 'lightly used,' with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. 📦♻️💔 #EmoAuction"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

  Commentary:
  Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it's like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It's a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there's always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind

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