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105 Funny end quotes

Funny end quotes 🤣✨ are like the perfect mic drop at the end of a captivating story or epic post. They leave your audience in stitches while wrapping up your thoughts in a neat, hilarious bow. Imagine the cherry on top of a humor sundae, adding that final zing of laughter. So, buckle up and get ready to sprinkle some giggles into your grand finales, because who doesn’t love a chuckle to seal the deal? 😄🎉

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onJan 25, 20252 months ago

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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