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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

3 months ago

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

3 months ago

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

3 months ago

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

3 months ago

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

3 months ago

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

3 months ago

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

3 months ago

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

3 months ago

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

3 months ago

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

3 months ago

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

3 months ago

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

3 months ago

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

3 months ago

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

3 months ago