Funny ethics quotes

• The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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  2 months ago

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• I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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  2 months ago

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• You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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  3 months ago

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• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  4 months ago

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