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14 Funny fairy quotes

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

2 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

3 months ago

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

3 months ago

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

3 months ago

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

3 months ago

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

3 months ago

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

3 months ago

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

3 months ago

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

3 months ago

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

3 months ago

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

3 months ago

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

3 months ago

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

3 months ago