18 Funny fairy quotes

• Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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  6 hours ago

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• Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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  2 months ago

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• We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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  2 months ago

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• Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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  2 months ago

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• Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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  2 months ago

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• I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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  2 months ago

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• The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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  2 months ago

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• I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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  2 months ago

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• I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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  2 months ago

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