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14 Funny fairy quotes

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025