130 Funny fear quotes

• There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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  4 months ago

  beverage, clumsiness, coffee, cup, fear, full, hand, morning, nothing, sneeze, spill

• Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, fear, humor, know, maybe, Monday, motivation, scared, us, week

• Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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  5 months ago

  1, aging, behavior, even, fear, going, humor, people, scary, social, social behavior, trying, whatever

• It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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  5 months ago

  actually, dependency, depends, fear, growing, growing up, life, reflection, scary, teenager, well, whole, youth

• The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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  5 months ago

  answer, anxiety, call, calling, fear, friend’s house, friends, generation, house, know, never, parent, parents, phone, younger, younger generation

• I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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  5 months ago

  again, death, fear, fears, humor, i, life, me, mortality, much, pathetic, sarcasm, waking, waking up, woke

• A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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  5 months ago

  afraid, circle, closure, fear, geometry, humor, just, spiral, wordplay

• Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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  5 months ago

  board, decor, fear, home, home decor, house, humor, marriage, Pinterest, relationship, scary, want

• It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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  5 months ago

  attraction, attractive, attractive person, awkward, awkward moment, crush, dating, fear, humor, moment, OMG, person, scary

• Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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  5 months ago

  courage, fear, humor, mindset, nothing, once, positivity, situation

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