Date night idea: fight another couple.

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Commentary:
"Looking for a more exciting date night? How about spicing things up by challenging another couple to a friendly battle of wits and charm? 👫💥 Just make sure to agree on rules beforehand, or you might end up with a date night you'll never forget…for all the wrong reasons! 😉 #DoubleTrouble"

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Commentary:
🎲🤔 "To all the gift-givers of board games for my kids: your presents have officially declared you as honorary family members! So tell us, when can we expect you to make your grand return and actually play with them? We've got Monopoly set up and ready to test friendships… 😉"

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Commentary:
"Seeking recommendations for a good boyfriend to watch movies with? 🍿🎥 Remember, no refunds or exchanges once you've pressed play! 😂 #BoyfriendHunt"