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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.
Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.
The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.
The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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5 months ago
Share →: The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a successful marriage was trading back rubs for takeout orders? 🍱💆‍♂️ Sounds like a deliciously relaxing union, don't you think? Just remember, a happy belly equals a happy heart! ❤️ #MarriageGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
5 months ago
Share →: You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of the mysterious "cha cha cha!" 🕺💬 It's like adding a sprinkle of salsa to a bland conversation; unexpected and slightly confusing, but undeniably fun! Maybe it's time to bring a little cha cha cha into the world of formal speeches and boardroom meetings… Or not. 😄 #ChaChaChaChaos
5 months ago
Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Commentary:
"Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"
5 months ago
Share →: Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring old slide when you can have a dinosaur ride to wrap up the day?! 🦕 Just imagine the looks on your coworkers' faces as you cruise past them in style! Definitely an epic way to end the workday, for sure! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
5 months ago
Share →: You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Commentary:
☀️ Just when you're ready for some fun in the sun, life throws you a curveball in the form of a couch that refuses to cooperate! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew furniture could be so sassy? Maybe it just wants its moment in the spotlight too! 🤷‍♀️ #CouchProblems #SunshineStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Commentary:
Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Commentary:
"Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦‍♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"
5 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"