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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Trending via Telegram:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Seen just now on Threads:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

89 shares on X this month:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

45 shares on Threads this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

37 shares on Slack this month:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

16 shares on Discord this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Trending via YouTube:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Going bananas on Reddit:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Making waves on Reddit:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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