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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

88 shares on X this month:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

48 shares on Facebook this month:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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