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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

You give my middle finger an erection.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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