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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
150 Funny give quotes
If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.
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Looks like we're all out of reminders—moving on to happier vibes! 🚀😄✌️
Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.
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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.
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Sounds like the ultimate lesson in "how to adult," where you learn survival skills like finding loose change and mastering the art of commercial break time travel! 🤑📺😂
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
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Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
You give my middle finger an erection.
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Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.
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Just when I thought I was getting romance, turns out it's vertigo! 🦋🤕😵
If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.
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"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.
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Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️♂️💘