Funny hammer quotes — Wordgag ツ

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

2 months ago2 months ago

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

6 months ago

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Feb 25, 2025

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Jan 27, 2025

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Jan 26, 2025

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Jan 23, 2025