Funny hammer quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

  Commentary:
  Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"

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