Commentary:
"Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"
Funny hammer quotes
Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
Commentary:
"Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"
I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.
Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
Commentary:
"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"
When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"