Funny hammer quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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