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6 months ago
Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Commentary:
"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Commentary:
"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"
6 months ago
Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"
6 months ago
Share →: Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Commentary:
"Nature truly works in mysterious ways! 🌿🌻 It's amazing how a tiny dandelion can conquer concrete like a boss, while we struggle with the simplest tasks like putting on a sweater. Just a gentle reminder from Mother Nature to embrace our quirks and keep blooming! 🌼😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Commentary:
Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – "wallet, glasses, keys and phone" – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It's the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we're always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle
6 months ago
Share →: If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Commentary:
💡 "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be on a perpetual spin cycle." 🙄 Sometimes, the absurdity of life calls for a neck brace and a sense of humor!
6 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Commentary:
"Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of falling with finesse! 💁‍♂️💢 Practice makes perfect, even when it involves falling on your head repeatedly. Who said learning new skills can't be hair-raising? 🙃 #HeadOverHeelsButNotLiterally"