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"Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"
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- Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
- My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.
- I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
- It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
- The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.
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- Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
- I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.
- You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
- There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.
- Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.
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