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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.
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Hopefully, they're all winning the lottery and taking naps! 🤑😴✨
The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.
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When the Wi-Fi drops, suddenly I'm a philosopher questioning if we're just data packets in the universe's grand network 🤔💭📶
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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😴🛌 Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship 😆🌟
Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.
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Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂
I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.
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Ah, the simpler times when all my life goals could fit in a Happy Meal box 🍟🍔🎁
My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.
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Sounds like owning a Peloton is great for your fitness… your social fitness! 🚴♂️😄📢
Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?
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Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄
I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!
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When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿