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Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂
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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.
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Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.
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Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨
I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.
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Navigating the universe one email reply at a time 🚀💻✨
Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.
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When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀
Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?
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When the garbage has its own zip code 😅🗺️🏠
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.
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Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂