Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
148 Funny idea quotes
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.
Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷♂️"
Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.
Commentary:
"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟♂️☕😂"
They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”
Commentary:
"When the brain takes a coffee break and leaves your memory hanging ☕️😅 'Hey you!' is the universal placeholder until we (hopefully) remember! 🤷♂️📛"
I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
Commentary:
😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷♂️"
Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"