Funny ignored quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

  Commentary:
  When the doors of opportunity start playing hide and seek, you know you’ve mastered adulthood! 🚪🙈😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

  Commentary:
  Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

  Commentary:
  "Your talent for obscure references is unmatched! Ready for a game of 'Guess that Trivia' where no one knows the answers? 😄🎲🔍 #NicheNuggets"

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  Jan 27, 2025

  Share →: Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

  Commentary:
  "Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like 'helllooooooo? 👀📧' because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 🙃 #PersistenceIsKey"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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