Funny imaginary quotes

• I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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  1 month ago

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• I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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  1 month ago

  baby, belly, bigger, diagnosis, expectation, humor, i, imaginary, inside, joke, pregnancy, read, surprise

• Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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  1 month ago

  bored, friend, friendship, humor, imaginary, imaginary friend, left, loneliness, me, note, people, saying, see other people

• Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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  2 months ago

  brake, car, driving, ever, fast, humor, imaginary, imaginary brake, passenger, press, side, someone, speed

• I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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  3 months ago

  break, conversation, disbelief, friend, friends, guys, hate, humor, husband, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, joke, just, real, relationship

• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  5 months ago

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