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6 months ago
Share →: Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Commentary:
Ah, the clever marketing tactics of the cabbage conglomerate! 🥬🤣 Who knew Brussels sprouts were just little cabbages in disguise, trying to make a name for themselves in the vegetable world? Watch out for those sneaky marketing schemes next time you're strolling through the produce aisle! 😉🌱
6 months ago
Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Commentary:
Well, well, Baron von Heldebrandt sure knew how to elevate custard to a whole new level! 🍻 Who knew that a random boozy brainstorm would lead to the festive sensation that is egg nog?! 🥚🎄 Proving once again that sometimes the best ideas come after a few drinks… or maybe in this case, in the middle of drinking! Cheers to the accidental brilliance of Baron von Heldebrandt! 🥂
6 months ago
Share →: Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it's all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏
6 months ago
Share →: Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Commentary:
"Imagine the look on Benjamin Franklin's face when you tell him about your hi-tech stove 🔥📶 He'd probably wonder if lightning could strike twice in the same place! ⚡️😄 #FutureIsNow"
6 months ago
Share →: Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Bruise Detective' app – for those moments when you wake up with a bruise and can't remember if you're a secret ninja or just clumsy 🕵️‍♂️💥 Mystery solved, one bruise at a time! #BruiseDetective"
6 months ago
Share →: Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Commentary:
Looks like you're about to embark on a journey through the land of unexpected flavor combinations! 🌿💊🥜 What a happy accident – who knew that a mix of meds could make for a tasty trail mix adventure! Just remember, this snack pack is for taste buds only, not FDA-approved prescriptions 😄🥳 #TrailMixMishap
6 months ago
Share →: The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Commentary:
Ah, the irony of modern technology meets wilderness! 🐻🤖 One can only imagine the autocorrected text message "I'll have a bear, not beer, please" 🍺. In a bizarre twist of fate, the inventor finds himself face to face with a furry mammal instead of a chilled drink. Autocorrect strikes again, this time in the real world! 🤯
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Commentary:
How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? 🙉🚫 Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! ☕💌 #ClearCommunicationForTheWin
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream self-checkout – the ultimate level of laziness achieved! 🤣🛒 Can we also add an option for someone to carry my groceries to the car too? 🚗💁‍♂️ #TheLazyShopperStruggle"