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6 months ago
Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Commentary:
"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"
6 months ago
Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Commentary:
"Finally, a revolutionary innovation that might just change the world: A printer that actually PRINTS when you need it to 🖨️💸 Who would've thought such a simple concept could be worth billions?!"
6 months ago
Share →: The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Commentary:
Well, if that's the case, I wonder if he got a triple word score for creativity! 🏴🤓 #DadJokes #WordplayWins
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Commentary:
Well, the Internet was supposed to be the time-saving hero we all needed, but here we are, spending hours watching cat videos and scrolling through endless memes 🕰️⏳😂 Time flies when you're having Wi-Fi!
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! We definitely need a Sunday that doesn't vanish in the blink of an eye! 🕰️☀️ Maybe we can call it "Sund-ayyyy" – a day so long, you might even have time for a second brunch! 🥞🍳🤣 #MakeSundaysGreatAgain
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Commentary:
"If they invented a rest for the wicked, would it come with devilishly comfortable cushions? 😈💤 #EvilNaps"
6 months ago
Share →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Commentary:
"God, presenting the tiger: 'Introducing the Frosted Flakes fanatic of the feline world! 🐯🥣 Bon Appétit, humans!' Here's to hoping they don't mistake Tony the Tiger for their breakfast mascot! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Commentary:
🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes
6 months ago
Share →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Commentary:
From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨