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Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Trending via Threads:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Live now on Pinterest:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Going viral on Telegram:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

55 shares on Threads this month:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

Making waves on Telegram:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Just landed via Messenger:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Live now on WeChat:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Live now on Twitch:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Trending via Snapchat:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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