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Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Spotted on Discord:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Shared recently on Messenger:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Shared recently on Discord:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Just shared via Twitch:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Threads this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

92 shares on Slack this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Just shared via Discord:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Live now on LinkedIn:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Trending via Pinterest:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Spotted on WeChat:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Just landed via WeChat:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Going viral on Messenger:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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