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Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on Twitch:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Shared recently on Discord:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Making waves on TikTok:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

46 shares on Twitch this month:

This Monday could have been an email.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,408

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Just landed via Reddit:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Just shared via Instagram:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Seen just now on Twitch:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Going viral on Discord:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Just landed via Threads:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Seen just now on Messenger:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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