Funny jogging quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about desperate times calling for desperate measures! 😂🏃‍♂️🩴 Hopefully next time there's a different kind of 'exercise' involved!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃‍♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

  Commentary:
  "Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

  Commentary:
  "Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

  Commentary:
  A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"

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