Funny quotes jogging

Funny jogging quotes

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

2 months ago

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

3 months ago

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

3 months ago

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

3 months ago

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

3 months ago

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

3 months ago