It's been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Commentary:
"Talk about desperate times calling for desperate measures! 😂🏃‍♂️🩴 Hopefully next time there's a different kind of 'exercise' involved!"

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don't have a comfortable sofa.

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃‍♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I'm out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"

I've jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I've rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Commentary:
"Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Commentary:
A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"