90 Funny keep quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like daylight has been skipping its money-saving tips class! 😄☀️ Don't worry, daylight, we've got your back! ⏰💡 #SunshineProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛‍♂️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of avoiding awkward high school reunions in the wild 🙈 Let's maintain that perfect balance of nostalgia and peace by pretending we're still in homeroom together but without the small talk, shall we? 🕺💬 #NoTimeForAwkwardCatchingUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Never make a promise you can't keep rescheduling… because let's be real, we're all a work in progress 🔄😂 #ProcrastinationNation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

  Commentary:
  "Caution: Brilliant minds at work! 🧠💼 Ignore the solo dialogue and corporate jargon – just a one-person board meeting in progress! 🤣 #SelfEmployedCEO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling optimistic? 🌟 Don't worry, life has a surplus of surprises lined up just for you! 🎁 Remember, disappointment is just another way of life saying 'plot twist'! 🔄 Keep marching on, your next letdown could be just around the corner! 🚶‍♂️💔"

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