168 Funny kids quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a rainy day activity that will have your kids buzzing with excitement? 🌧️💃🛍️ How about leaving them at home with their dad and enjoying a peaceful shopping spree all by yourself! It's a win-win situation – happy kids, happy spouse, and a happy you! 😂👨‍👧‍👦💸 #RainyDayFun #RetailTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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  Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

  Commentary:
  "Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! 🙌 Oh wait, kids? The ultimate buzzkill. 😂 It's all fun and games until you remember the little ones who rely on you for *everything*. 🤷‍♂️ Back to being responsible, I guess! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting in a nutshell: On one hand, you've got little helpers lightening the load 🧽, but on the other hand, you might end up rewashing those dishes when they're not looking 🙈. The joys and woes of having tiny assistants in the kitchen! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! 🤣🏆💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

  Commentary:
  "Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles

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