Wordgag ツ

3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"

advice, children, dirt, elementary, humor, kids, lip, loose, loose lip, nice, parenting, teacher
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🎲🤔 "To all the gift-givers of board games for my kids: your presents have officially declared you as honorary family members! So tell us, when can we expect you to make your grand return and actually play with them? We've got Monopoly set up and ready to test friendships… 😉"

activity, board, board game, Christmas, date, family, family time, fun, fun activity, game, gift, kid, kids, parenting, play, play date, time
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

activity, democracy, fun, fun activity, humor, kid, kids, money, movie, parenting, pizza, vote
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘

blame, culture, generation, humor, i, kids, know, lynyrd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, music, names, naming, parents, put, skynyrd, think, too
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🚗💡 "Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they'll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it's a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin"

break, cycle, driving, humor, i, illegal, joke, just, kids, light, parenting, told
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? 😂👶🗣️ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! 🎶😱 Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?"

Aristotle, believe, fastest, humor, i, kids, laughter, once, parenting, screaming, start, stop
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.

after, bed, creature, environment, humor, i, kid, kids, living, living creature, okay, parenting, procrastination, saw, spider, survive, tired, too, under
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

behavior, chair, class, coat, coat hook, fact, hang, hook, humor, jacket, kids, over, restaurant, social, social class, working-class
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"

care, family, humor, hygiene, kids, late, less, management, parenting, personal, personal hygiene, running, running late, somewhere, time, time management
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that introducing your kids to sushi could be the gateway drug to a life of luxury dining experiences? 🍣💸 Next thing you know, they'll be asking for caviar and truffle fries as their everyday snacks! #ParentingFail #SushiAddicts"

done, finance, food, humor, i, irresponsibility, irresponsible, kids, parenting, sushi, thing, think