26 Funny kill quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

  Commentary:
  🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

  Commentary:
  "🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a dangerous game, so might as well go down in style! 🎲💥 Whether it's skydiving, spicy food, or extreme knitting, make sure your demise is one for the books! 😜🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"

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