Funny lawn quotes — Wordgag ツ

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

2 months ago2 months ago

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

3 months ago3 months ago

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

4 months ago4 months ago

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Jan 26, 2025

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Jan 23, 2025