Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it' strategy. 🙃 Remember to keep your phone on high alert for that eventual return call – it's like a surprise from the universe! 📞⏳"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"
6 months ago
Share →: Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Commentary:
"Maybe in heaven, lazy people get chauffeured around in fluffy clouds, sitting back and enjoying the scenic route 🚙☁️😇 After all, why walk when you can float? 🤔😄"
6 months ago
Share →: The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of laziness saving us from insanity! 🤪 Procrastination: Keeping mental breakdowns at bay since forever! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Commentary:
Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays
6 months ago
Share →: Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical beauty of fog – nature's way of saying "I'm too busy for HD today, here's a soft focus setting instead." 🌫️✨ Just imagine Mother Nature hitting the snooze button and giving us all a dreamy, hazy filter to start our day! #LazyNatureGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter coat when you've got last year's padding still intact? 😂 Embracing laziness like a boss! 💪 #WinterPreparedness"
6 months ago
Share →: You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Commentary:
Ah, the brilliant mind who decided to call it a "fireplace" must have had a real passion for rest and relaxation! 🔥💤 I mean, why stop at "fire" when you can add a cozy touch of "place" to truly embrace the lazy life? 😄 Lazy brilliance at its finest!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Commentary:
"Talk about next-level laziness! 😂 Not only does this person envy sleep, but they want it at a global scale 🌎💤 #BedtimeGoals"