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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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5 months ago
Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Commentary:
"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"
5 months ago
Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
5 months ago
Share →: Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Commentary:
"Ah, socks, the unsung heroes of mismatched pairs!🧦💔 Who knew that these trusty foot coverings could teach us such a profound lesson on relationships? Just remember, sometimes the best matches are the ones that stay apart… on your feet.😂 #SocksKnowBest"
5 months ago
Share →: I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Commentary:
"Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned"
5 months ago
Share →: Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Commentary:
"Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you're gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Commentary:
"Attempting the 'opposite parenting strategy' like a mad scientist? Universe be like: 'Nice try, Sherlock! Parenting puzzles are a whole different galaxy 🌌.' 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Commentary:
"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Commentary:
"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Commentary:
"Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"