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  • Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

    Commentary:
    “Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry”

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let’s play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜”

  • The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains”

  • Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, socks, the unsung heroes of mismatched pairs!🧦💔 Who knew that these trusty foot coverings could teach us such a profound lesson on relationships? Just remember, sometimes the best matches are the ones that stay apart… on your feet.😂 #SocksKnowBest”

  • I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

    Commentary:
    “Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life’s ‘special’ offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned”

  • Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

    Commentary:
    “Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you’re gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟”

  • If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

    Commentary:
    “Attempting the ‘opposite parenting strategy’ like a mad scientist? Universe be like: ‘Nice try, Sherlock! Parenting puzzles are a whole different galaxy 🌌.’ 🤣”

  • I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

    Commentary:
    “Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail”

  • Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems”

  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

    Commentary:
    “Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart”

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