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35 Funny lesson quotes

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm never sending you nudes again.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn't need them all.

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like "Lol, nice try, dummy!"

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025