73 Funny light quotes

• Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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  3 weeks ago

  able, actors, black, black and white, danger, driving, film, film history, green, history, humor, light, movy, red, tell, traffic, traffic light, white

• I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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  3 weeks ago

  animals, boar, glad, humor, imagination, imagine, insects, knocking, light, nature, only, time, wild, wild boar, Windows

• Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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  3 weeks ago

  bright, communication, faster, hear, humor, intelligence, irony, light, people, perception, sound, talk, wit

• What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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  3 weeks ago

  captcha, human, humor, image, images, irony, light, lights, select, technology, traffic, traffic light, us

• It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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  3 weeks ago

  banknote, fake, hold, humor, light, people, real, shame

• Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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  3 weeks ago

  bar, bulb, change, funny moment, humor, i, joke, life, light, light bulb, moment, punchline, today

• How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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  3 weeks ago

  dark, humor, irony, life, light, Monday, time, weekend

• A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, asking, curse, dark, ever, frustration, gone, humor, interruption, light, peeve, pet, pet peeve, sitting

• Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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  3 weeks ago

  30, beer, drink, drinking, drunk, enjoy, fun, humor, i, just, light, light beer, moderation, party, peeing, relaxation, times, today

• Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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  3 weeks ago

  bright, dark, day, humor, light, moon, night, opinion, perspective, sun, unpopular, us, useful, usefulness

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