132 Funny looking quotes

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

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• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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  2 months ago

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• 38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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  2 months ago

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• People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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  2 months ago

  anticipation, confuse, confusion, daily, daily life, different, enough, forward, humor, irony, life, looking, me, much, routine, today, tomorrow

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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  2 months ago

  20, awkward, discomfort, good, humor, joke, looking, minutes, observation, reading, room, social

• The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, coincidence, embarrassment, encounter, errand, errands, everyone, guarantee, lesson, life, life lesson, looking, months, only, run, seen, shit, social, social encounter, surprise

• If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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  2 months ago

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• A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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  2 months ago

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