153 Funny mental health quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

  Commentary:
  When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

  Commentary:
  Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

  Commentary:
  Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

  Commentary:
  Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

  Commentary:
  Nailing this "last day" vibe so well, I might as well be the Olympic champion of existential dread! 🏆😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

  Commentary:
  Guess I missed my calling as a professional couch tester 😂🛋️🧠

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

  Commentary:
  Brain's out of snacks again! 🍿🤔 Guess it's time to restock on wisdom! 📚😅

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