Psych meds aren't enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!"

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Commentary:
"Looks like your brain could use a good massage and realignment! 🧠💆‍♂️ Maybe a brain chiropractor can help you straighten out those tangled thoughts!"

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Commentary:
Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they're more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Commentary:
"Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Commentary:
🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Commentary:
"Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶‍♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where being weird, quirky, or just plain odd was not embraced but institutionalized instead… 🤪 Thank goodness for progress, right? Embrace your uniqueness, you magnificent misfit! 🌟🤣"

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Commentary:
"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Commentary:
"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃"